苦中作樂，二十條美式疫情笑話集錦
12 | 隔離八周隔了啥？
我們並沒有怎麼“平滑曲線”，只是“抑制了愚蠢”。過去2個月裏，我們設法阻止了忽略疫情的最無知的美國人
。這就是我們所有的成就了， 我們努力了8週，但蠢人太多，阻止不了。
We didn’t so much “flatten the curve”; as “suppress the stupid”.
For about 2 months, we managed to keep the most ignorant Americans from disregarding direction.
That’s all we’re gonna get. We held back the stupid for 8 wks but there is too much stupid and it can’t be held back.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) May 14, 2020
13 | 我的婚姻
疫情令許多婚姻陷入困境，但對某些人來講反而促進了兩人的關係。 我很幸運能有一個最愛我的妻子， 昨晚我醒來時，她正緊緊地拿枕頭壓着我的臉，以助我免於感染新冠病毒。
The quarantine has strained many marriages but for some of us it has enhanced our relationships. I’m lucky to have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from COVID 19.
— Dustmeister626 (@DelightfulDrD) May 2, 2020
14 | 隔離板
有些人，就是沒把隔離板當回事兒…
15 | Simba
在 Zoom 會議的鏡頭前，我抱起了家裏的小貓咪，立馬羣臣來賀，萬國來朝。
Image from boredpanda.com
16 | 尖叫之夜
疫情居家隔離期間，你是否感到情緒低落，心緒不振？週五晚5點，我們來場尖叫之夜，怒喊狂歡，看誰吼聲最洪亮！親愛的鄰裏們，躁起來～
17 | 漢堡的社交疏離
顧客打電話來問我們是否有社交疏離？她訂了漢堡，是否也要參與。我回答她：是啊，不過地方快不夠了。
A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I’m running out of space. from funny
18 | 夏天到
夏天到，防護還是要做好。
Flip flop season in Brampton is now!
Posted by Brampton Memes on Friday, May 1, 2020
19 | 包裹
我如今唯一的愛好和熱忱就是追蹤包裹… 同好按贊。
My only current hobby and passion is tracking packages
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) April 8, 2020
20 | 疫情第二波
開放過早的州們，命途多舛，爲其心疼三秒鍾。
有看到你覺得不錯的小幽默嗎？歡迎分享喲～你身邊也有搞笑的事件或令人哭笑不得的瞬間，也歡迎與我們分享喲～
以上資訊來自boredpanda.com，由 WaCow 綜合整理。
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